"I'm aware that Bunnings have slipped in some cruel standards for how we serve our sausages, which is causing some of our long-standing 'expert' BBQers some angst!

I have been asked to make an executive ruling as to whether we need to obey these harrowing standards which are being imposed upon us. From what I understand, Bunnings have, because of OHS issues, proclaimed that we must put the onions on the bottom of the sandwich with the sausage on top.

Heresy, I hear some of you say!  I have tried to be impartial in my consideration of this issue and have researched the current 'slip resistance of surfaces'  test methods as the basis of my decision. "

DG Sue Hayward D9675

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